Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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