butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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