I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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