Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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