If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just threw up on my dentist
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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