have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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