we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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