I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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