I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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