have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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