its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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