he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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