Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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