Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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