The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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