I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
A bitchslap is in order.
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