We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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