she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
His hands were made for my vagina.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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