I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
