Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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