You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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