This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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