dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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