She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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