That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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