Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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