My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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