6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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