I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize
