What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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