it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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