so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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