when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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