Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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