Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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