Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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