i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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