I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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