let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
