i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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