My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Just high enough for therapy.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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