How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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