Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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