This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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