that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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