If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
There's even glitter on my cock...
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