I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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