why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
There are leaves in my underwear?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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