We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
