Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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