i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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