In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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