Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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